Holy pixelation! Imagine the contortion of files, saves, and who-knows-whats were required to make even the text pixelated. Why? Good goddess, WHY?!?!?!?!!!!
Gary
7 years ago
Steamy shorts? It’s all I can do not to make a fart joke.
I know, right? for whatever reason, everybody seems to be thinking the same thing–shorts, man! Not short stories, not short tales, but, plain old shorts. I fully expected, when I saw that cover, to scroll down and see something that had a woman in what used to be called hot pants. Shortie-shorts. HELL, boy briefs. Something. Not Dom boots and a half-skirt. (A wrap that goes around the back of short-pants or panties, to kinda look like a dress.)
“Who wears short shorts
We wear short shorts
They’re such short shorts
We like short shorts
Who wears short shorts
We wear short shorts.”
Neither of them seems to be wearing shorts.
Holy pixelation! Imagine the contortion of files, saves, and who-knows-whats were required to make even the text pixelated. Why? Good goddess, WHY?!?!?!?!!!!
Steamy shorts? It’s all I can do not to make a fart joke.
I know, right? for whatever reason, everybody seems to be thinking the same thing–shorts, man! Not short stories, not short tales, but, plain old shorts. I fully expected, when I saw that cover, to scroll down and see something that had a woman in what used to be called hot pants. Shortie-shorts. HELL, boy briefs. Something. Not Dom boots and a half-skirt. (A wrap that goes around the back of short-pants or panties, to kinda look like a dress.)
“Who wears short shorts
We wear short shorts
They’re such short shorts
We like short shorts
Who wears short shorts
We wear short shorts.”
(Gotcha, Nathan…)
Tequila!
…And additionally, “écrivain” is French for “writer”, so it might be an om-nom-nom de plume.