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War Goat
War Goat
7 years ago

I bet the condo association secret police did it because the curtains were a half shade off of the approved eggshell white.

No one ignores the HOA Covenants. NO ONE!

Take Cover
Take Cover
7 years ago

It’s kinda hard to tell, but isn’t that A Body In A Bag In A Bog?

Hitch
7 years ago
Reply to  Take Cover

LOL. I like it.

I’d love to know if anyone here knows what the actual title/subtitle is. ‘Cuz, I don’t.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago
Reply to  Take Cover

Looks to me like a body in “black pants” + “white shirt” + “red tie”. “black pants” + “white shirt” = formal, “red tie” = power assertion. That could be the deceased’s “bag” in the sense of taste or style or presentation. Hmmm. Not in a bag, but in a “bag”.

misterfweem
misterfweem
7 years ago

Who knew condos were that murderous?

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago
Reply to  misterfweem

“Death by Condo” is a red herring. It was the egret, in the bog, with its beak!

Grackle
Grackle
7 years ago

Posrein: the superimposed, shadowless presence of the egret (which is indeed a type of heron, Nathan, so not correcting you, just being a bird nerd) perched over the body makes it appear that s/he is the perpetrator. And that amuses me a little.

Grackle
Grackle
7 years ago
Reply to  Grackle

I should have looked closer: it’s an ibis. I…er….shouldn’t have said anything.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago
Reply to  Grackle

It’s this egret! Wearing a fake nose!! Book’im Dano!!! Justice shall not be thwarted!
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L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
7 years ago

Death by Condo? Is this some kind of urban fantasy version of The Wizard of Oz?

Gary
Gary
7 years ago

I’m going to pretend that THE ANYWAYS BOOKS NOVEL is like a choose your own adventure book where anything you choose makes no difference and you’re left feeling like you’ve gotten into a stranger’s van and there is neither candy nor puppies.