Figurine Santa on the left looks like he’s about to lick, well, you know — and he looks pretty happy about it. But I’m not happy at all, after having seen this cover…
Ericb
10 years ago
Finally Christmas comes to Santa (thanks MST3K)
I see that this is book three of the “Banged by Monsters” series so I guess they think of Santa as a monster.
Well, it is kinda creepy how Santa sees you when you are sleeping. Plus he apparently kisses mothers in front of their children, who become so traumatized they have to write annoying songs about it.
James F. Brown
10 years ago
For Santa’s sake, I hope she didn’t just finish eating a big bowl of beans!
Christmas is coming and Santas will be everywhere…and wherever there is a Santa I will see a bikini-clad, poorly outlined bimbo waiting to get it on with Old St. Nick. Another holiday tradition tarnished by lousy erotica with crappy fonts in appalling colors and a really stupid nom-nom.
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I’m going to go home, watch my copy of “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians,” and forget all about this book cover. I hope.
Figurine Santa on the left looks like he’s about to lick, well, you know — and he looks pretty happy about it. But I’m not happy at all, after having seen this cover…
Finally Christmas comes to Santa (thanks MST3K)
I see that this is book three of the “Banged by Monsters” series so I guess they think of Santa as a monster.
Well, it is kinda creepy how Santa sees you when you are sleeping. Plus he apparently kisses mothers in front of their children, who become so traumatized they have to write annoying songs about it.
For Santa’s sake, I hope she didn’t just finish eating a big bowl of beans!
And Santa better be careful about that pipe in his hand, too. 🙁
Christmas is coming and Santas will be everywhere…and wherever there is a Santa I will see a bikini-clad, poorly outlined bimbo waiting to get it on with Old St. Nick. Another holiday tradition tarnished by lousy erotica with crappy fonts in appalling colors and a really stupid nom-nom.
Thanks, Nathan.
No, really, thanks! 😉
What a great tagline you thought up by accident.
‘Christmas is coming’
Love it.
Ha-ha!
OMG – I think I am busting a Santa-sized gut laughing at this.
Yes. Yes. Santa is happy about licking, you know, the bikini-clad ornament.
I think he’s just doing his duty there. From the direction he’s looking, he’s clearly got a fetish for gloved Santa-hands… 😉
A bit like this, then? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC3AphnJLbE
Maybe if there was more, say easter bunny and pumpkin head, the tagline could be ‘holidays are cumming’ ?
I will steal a punch line from a Gahan Wilson cartoon of two ancients walking past an altar dedicated to Nihil: Is nothing sacred anymore?