I am absolutely astounded by the ridiculous lows that authors and readers sink to. The debauchery and wallowing does not bode well for humankind… IMHO.
Waffles
10 years ago
For the love of…
Banshees are the spirits of women!
How are they going to butt blast anything?
Why is inappropriate fact checking on the gender of mythical monsters my biggest problem with ‘genre’.
That works even better for the book because Boggarts often crawl into your bed at night. They steal your covers and throw them on the floor, and also they put clammy hands on your face.
Clammy. Hands. On your. Face.
That tea-bagging scene just writes itself!
[sarcasm]classy[/sarcasm]. Short stories at book prices (0.99 to 2.99 per kindle version):
by Bytch Williams
Series: Banged by Famous Monsters
(Book 1) 16 pp. Savaged by Slenderman
(Book 2) 25 pp. Bigfoot, You ARE the Father (An Erotic Horror parody)
(Book 3) 25 pp. Slammed by Santa
(Book 4) 27 pp. My Lactation Consultant is a Lesbian Werewolf
Series: Monster Quickie
(Book 1) 10 pp. Dicked by the Dybbuk
(Book 2) 11 pp. Butt-Blasted by the Banshee
And unlike paperbacks, kindles don’t make good kindling.
Hey, let’s get an alliterative series title contest going!
Here are some:
Putzed by the Poltergeist
Wankered by the Werewolf
Mashed by the Monster
Inserted by the Incubus
Sucked by the Succubus
Diddled by the Dybbuk
Garfed by the Golem
Jerked by the Jackel
Hosed by the Hyena
Loogied by the Lepus
Well, in the spirit of not researching the gender of our mythical monsters properly.
Laid into by the Loch Ness
Manhandled by Mothra
Shtuped by the Succubus
Gang-Banged by the Green Hags
Porking Pikachu the Pokemon
(She) Invaded the Invisible Man
(She) Injected the Incubus
(Straight) Banging the Bearded Unicorn
Gut-Garbled by the Gnoll Chieftain
Forking Frankenstein’s Monster
Physical with the non Polymorphed Phasm
and not alliteration, but…
Hetrosexual Encounters with the Doppleganger
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cover129.jpg)
I see that Bytch Williams has another story titled,
“My Lactation Consultant is a Lesbian Werewolf”
I think that one was featured on here as well.
It was! I remember it.
You remember something like that whether you want to or not.
I am absolutely astounded by the ridiculous lows that authors and readers sink to. The debauchery and wallowing does not bode well for humankind… IMHO.
For the love of…
Banshees are the spirits of women!
How are they going to butt blast anything?
Why is inappropriate fact checking on the gender of mythical monsters my biggest problem with ‘genre’.
Facts? We don’t need no stinking facts. When you have alliteration in the title, you’re good. Facts just get in the way.
Butt-Blasted by the Boggart.
That works even better for the book because Boggarts often crawl into your bed at night. They steal your covers and throw them on the floor, and also they put clammy hands on your face.
Clammy. Hands. On your. Face.
That tea-bagging scene just writes itself!
Sheer Genius! It’s all making me sooo happy. This is the best day every.
I am inspired!
Speaking of alliterations – this cover has four fonts. Four foul fonts, even.
That’s at least two too many typefaces. :-/
“How are they going to butt blast anything?”
Beans, lotsa beans, with a side of boiled cabbage.
*shudder*
I have decided that she butt-blasts with screams. To avoid thinking of your reason.
Have. No. Words.
Butt-blasted… so classy.
[sarcasm]classy[/sarcasm]. Short stories at book prices (0.99 to 2.99 per kindle version):
by Bytch Williams
Series: Banged by Famous Monsters
(Book 1) 16 pp. Savaged by Slenderman
(Book 2) 25 pp. Bigfoot, You ARE the Father (An Erotic Horror parody)
(Book 3) 25 pp. Slammed by Santa
(Book 4) 27 pp. My Lactation Consultant is a Lesbian Werewolf
Series: Monster Quickie
(Book 1) 10 pp. Dicked by the Dybbuk
(Book 2) 11 pp. Butt-Blasted by the Banshee
And unlike paperbacks, kindles don’t make good kindling.
Hey, let’s get an alliterative series title contest going!
Here are some:
Putzed by the Poltergeist
Wankered by the Werewolf
Mashed by the Monster
Inserted by the Incubus
Sucked by the Succubus
Diddled by the Dybbuk
Garfed by the Golem
Jerked by the Jackel
Hosed by the Hyena
Loogied by the Lepus
Well, in the spirit of not researching the gender of our mythical monsters properly.
Laid into by the Loch Ness
Manhandled by Mothra
Shtuped by the Succubus
Gang-Banged by the Green Hags
Porking Pikachu the Pokemon
(She) Invaded the Invisible Man
(She) Injected the Incubus
(Straight) Banging the Bearded Unicorn
Gut-Garbled by the Gnoll Chieftain
Forking Frankenstein’s Monster
Physical with the non Polymorphed Phasm
and not alliteration, but…
Hetrosexual Encounters with the Doppleganger
Shagged By The Shug Monkey
Mating With The Minotaur
How’s-Your-Father With The Headless Horseman
Whoopee With Wookiee
Bonked By Bannik
No one went for “Gangbanged by Godzilla”? I’d have thought someone would have pounced on that early on.
How about “A Shlong from King Kong”?
Godzilla’s gender is up for debate, so personally I couldn’t use it, given my harsh self imposed rules, but it did come to mind.
However, without my rules, my personal favourite was:
2 part collector’s set:
Between a Rock and a Hard Place:
Scissored by the Scylla &
Creamed by the Charybdis
I’m going to have to put a “parental advisory” sticker on this thread.