Tales From the Starboard Cafe

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Tales From the Starboard Cafe

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Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago

Okay… so logically then…

As there is both a realistic human, and a pseuduohuman on this cover we have to assume that they are from two different planets. Finally, the mystery to where these abominations come from is explained!

The homeworld of pseudohumans, the pseudoworld. A place of fake trees, fake water, and fake paintings. They must work cheap, as they are always showing up on low budget covers.

I just crept myself out.

Kris
Kris
10 years ago

How many copyright infringements do you think there are?

Axolotl
Axolotl
10 years ago

I quite like the font effect on the title. That’s the only thing I do like, though. Is that green thing with a turkey snood that looks like the illegitimate offspring of Shrek and Yoda about to start a striptease act?

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago

This looks like a Mad Magazine parody of the bar scene in Star Wars.

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

No it doesn’t. Mad Magazine hires professional artists. 😉

Catie
Catie
10 years ago

A photo, a 3D render and a cartoon walk into the bar…

Did anyone notice that the author has a “computer graphic expert” in his bio???