I think that any Not-Brave-and-Fantastic-Woman (NBAFW) would be blinded by the sheer dazzling brilliance of this cover, forcing the NBAFW to retreat towards lesser climes.
…
Wow, I did not die of outright laughter while writing that. Will wonders never cease….
Waffles
10 years ago
There is no book cover that cannot be made wonderful, appealing, and feminine with liberal use of Cooper Font.
I see a different body part. Zoom out the image to thumbnail size and then tell me if the image suggests anything to you. Here’s a hint: those pink bits of fabric look a lot like the “string” part of a g-string.
Is it just my impression or is it really a chocolate chip cookie in the middle?
It appears to be fabric, possibly from an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini.
Watch out – the cover was made by a 7-year old who wants to be a fashion designer.
I looked inside the book… Um, yeah.
The hell is that!!! Is that… a nipple besides the period? Certainly looks like a boob to me. Yup, that’s totally a boob.
What the living hell is this mess? Throw a handful of trash at a wall and see what sticks, I guess.
(I think you nailed it, Lucie. That is SO a boob.)
Not that I have anything against boobs, mind you. But under a pile of trash is so not the right place to put one. 🙂
Y’know, I think this deranged artwork would actually be fine if the title was something like ‘Ragdoll’ and the genre was horror.
Perhaps there’s a new trend for using translationparty.com to write books. I’m certainly going to use it for my book.
WARNING! IF YOU ARE NOT A BRAVE AND FANTASTIC WOMAN, DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK!
I think that any Not-Brave-and-Fantastic-Woman (NBAFW) would be blinded by the sheer dazzling brilliance of this cover, forcing the NBAFW to retreat towards lesser climes.
…
Wow, I did not die of outright laughter while writing that. Will wonders never cease….
There is no book cover that cannot be made wonderful, appealing, and feminine with liberal use of Cooper Font.
(And a nipple)
I see a different body part. Zoom out the image to thumbnail size and then tell me if the image suggests anything to you. Here’s a hint: those pink bits of fabric look a lot like the “string” part of a g-string.
This image gets more disturbing by the minute. Thank you for that. lol
So it’s a pimply ass?
To my screwed-up, always-in-the-gutter noggin’, the black fabric appears to be more “carpet” and less “crack.”