Texting Mr. Right

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Texting Mr. Right

For a “Lovely Christian Romance,” there’s sure a lot of subtext in that lighthouse.

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DED
DED
10 years ago

It’s a preview to the lovely Christian wedding night whereupon the lovely Christian consummation shall take place. 🙂

Tia
Tia
10 years ago

The artifacts around that lighthouse make it look like it hasn’t finished teleporting onto the cover (and also screams “I found a tiny picture on the internet and blew it up instead of paying for a high quality stock photo”).

Karl
Karl
10 years ago

You can tell he’s Christian because he’s got a baby-blue aura. “Lovely” I’m not so sure about.

Kris
Kris
10 years ago

So she’s texting Mr. Right while she lays in this guy’s lap?

L.
L.
10 years ago

I don’t know what is stranger: the different sources of light, or why he’s holding his arm up like that.

DED
DED
10 years ago
Reply to  L.

I’m used to different sources of light on LBCs. Why he’s holding his arm up like that is what strikes me as really strange.

Ebony McKenna
10 years ago

Christian gentlemen have a stairway (to heaven?) on their tummies.

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago
Reply to  Ebony McKenna

Oh heavens yes!

red
red
10 years ago

Show-off!

Ebony McKenna
10 years ago
Reply to  red

Thank you, I’ll be here all week. *boom tish*

red
red
10 years ago
Reply to  Ebony McKenna

…ummmm…errrrr….

How about: “Lovely Christian Romance”—“That’s what she said!”

Joe
Joe
10 years ago

“Lovely Christian Romance.” Sounds like something out of Father Ted.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago
Reply to  Joe

“LCR” could also mean “Lousy Crappy Read”.

RK
RK
9 years ago

As James Lileks would say, great: now you can’t not see it.