Metamorphosis (Promiscus Guardians Book 2)

Metamorphosis (Promiscus Guardians Book 2)

And allow me to share with you the opening line of the novel:

“Shit, shit, shit,” I cursed for the third time that evening.

 

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Ericb
Ericb
7 years ago

Wow, that’s up there with “Call me Ishmael” or “A screaming came across the sky.”

Ericb
Ericb
7 years ago
Reply to  Ericb

uh, “A screaming comes across the sky.”

KristopherGrows
7 years ago
Reply to  Ericb

If one says ‘Shit, shit, shit’ three times that’s nine shits, which said before a mirror summons the FCC.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago

FCC!? I’d rather face Bloody Mary.

Take Cover
Take Cover
7 years ago

Wait, so are they actually guarding a promiscus or is that a typo?

Also, is that the third time the writer said ‘shit, shit, shit’, or just the third time they said ‘shit’ and then they’re helpfully going on to show us what that looks like in case we’re not very good at counting?

Kathrite
Kathrite
7 years ago
Reply to  Take Cover

That’s what I was wondering as well. Are they actually swearing for the first, second AND third time, or the third, fourth, and fifth time?

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago

The girl has nipple in the corner of her eye. That looks irritating. Or eyeitating. Whatever.

seaturtles
seaturtles
7 years ago

well i’m sold. there’s nothing that gets me going like a protagonist who obsessively tracks just how many times they’ve cursed throughout the day!

that, and ethereal pecs. both are nice, but in the same book? sold.

red
red
7 years ago

That proboscis is definitely metamorphosizing into something. The must be what happens when you are promiscus.

Monica
Monica
7 years ago

The Promiscuous Guardians guard whatever it is they’re guarding by distracting anyone and everyone who comes along to swipe it with hawt sex.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
7 years ago

I guess Gregor Samsa changed back from a cockroach to a woman… or whatever. Eat it, Kafka!