It looks like the giant’s last love, an enormous flying lobster, is about to descend on both of them and get revenge. I can see the lobster’s legs dangling over the passionate “couple”.
red
9 years ago
I had to check an on-line translator to make sure that Bleu is a color, not a verb.
Man loves long, hard tower…I’m thinking gay erotica. How very euphemistic.
Catie
9 years ago
Is that person (I can’t tell if that’s a man or a woman) really licking that tower??? Erotica is getting weirder and weirder.
Fuck off!
9 years ago
You guys are a bunch of fags sucking each others cocks! This book is not for idiots who can’t read. If you took the time, opened your damned eyes and actually looked at the picture you would be able to tell what is going on. Anyway fuck all you losers in the ass like you deserve to be.
I approved this comment just so the entire world would know what an utter thin-skinned douchebag the author of Castle Bleu: The Beginning is. (Hi, Google!) Make your purchases accordingly.
Looked again, still see a guy licking a tower. I think you need glasses. If we all see one thing, and only you see something else, who is more likely to be visually impaired here?
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Layering has a flag tag at LBC for a reason. This cover looks like the castle exterior is layered over the couple embracing and kissing. At 5.5×9″ size it looks like the guy is kissing the castle tower (the girl’s face is lost in the transparency). At thumbnail size (how most folks would see it on a mobile device), it looks like the guy is drinking from a goblet.
I hope Eff Off is not Tyler but a hyperdefensive fan and Tyler is able to listen and learn. The cover is the first ad most people see for your book, and it must look good at full and thumbnail sizes or browsing buyers will pass it by. It’s not intentional with this cover but the image of a guy holding a cylindrical object signals gay porn. And if Eff Off is Tyler, you go out in public by publishing, you need to grow a thicker skin and pay attention to even snarky criticism. This cover does not work and should be fixed.
A torrid tale of the unquenchable passion of a translucent giant for a blurry tower.
It looks like the giant’s last love, an enormous flying lobster, is about to descend on both of them and get revenge. I can see the lobster’s legs dangling over the passionate “couple”.
I had to check an on-line translator to make sure that Bleu is a color, not a verb.
Man loves long, hard tower…I’m thinking gay erotica. How very euphemistic.
Is that person (I can’t tell if that’s a man or a woman) really licking that tower??? Erotica is getting weirder and weirder.
You guys are a bunch of fags sucking each others cocks! This book is not for idiots who can’t read. If you took the time, opened your damned eyes and actually looked at the picture you would be able to tell what is going on. Anyway fuck all you losers in the ass like you deserve to be.
I approved this comment just so the entire world would know what an utter thin-skinned douchebag the author of Castle Bleu: The Beginning is. (Hi, Google!) Make your purchases accordingly.
Looked again, still see a guy licking a tower. I think you need glasses. If we all see one thing, and only you see something else, who is more likely to be visually impaired here?
Layering has a flag tag at LBC for a reason. This cover looks like the castle exterior is layered over the couple embracing and kissing. At 5.5×9″ size it looks like the guy is kissing the castle tower (the girl’s face is lost in the transparency). At thumbnail size (how most folks would see it on a mobile device), it looks like the guy is drinking from a goblet.
I hope Eff Off is not Tyler but a hyperdefensive fan and Tyler is able to listen and learn. The cover is the first ad most people see for your book, and it must look good at full and thumbnail sizes or browsing buyers will pass it by. It’s not intentional with this cover but the image of a guy holding a cylindrical object signals gay porn. And if Eff Off is Tyler, you go out in public by publishing, you need to grow a thicker skin and pay attention to even snarky criticism. This cover does not work and should be fixed.