Rise of the Scorpions

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Rise of the Scorpions

I think I just got an aneurysm. (h/t Melissa)

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DED
DED
10 years ago

Seriously?

john e. . .
10 years ago

There are no words . . .

Rob
Rob
10 years ago
Reply to  john e. . .

I can think of two: PEW! PEW!

Sandra Dee
Sandra Dee
10 years ago
Reply to  Rob

Also: RAWRR!!

Rob
Rob
10 years ago
Reply to  Sandra Dee

No, that’d be three words, which would be too complex for this cover. XD

Sandra Dee
Sandra Dee
10 years ago
Reply to  Rob

😀

red
red
10 years ago

Yellow scorpion: “Remember when I said ‘I’ll be back’? This isn’t what I had in mind.”

Kris
10 years ago

Good Lord, this cover is an abomination. The book was released 3 years ago and has zero reviews. Wonder if it’s the cover, or the first line of the awkward description that are keeping readers away in droves: “The year is 2085 and trouble is brewing.”

Bruce
Bruce
10 years ago

Someone let their three year-old play with MS paint.

Sneaky Burrito
10 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

I was going to say, this looks like my 4-year-old niece’s handiwork. Nah, on second thought, she’s better…

Karl
Karl
10 years ago

I’m glad Nathan didn’t give this an “art for a refrigerator” tag, because no mother of any three-year-old would put this on any refrigerator. She’d just hand the tyke another sheet of paper and say “Keep trying, Sweetie.”

Ebony McKenna
10 years ago

This has a Starship Troopers vibe to it.
Let’s kill some bugs!!!

invader
invader
10 years ago

What the heck are those black sticks on the yellow one? If they have stabbed said scorpion all you did was piss it off.

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago
Reply to  invader

I thought they were the yellow scorpion’s very angry eyebrows. Cause, you know, they pissed it off.

Kelly
Kelly
10 years ago

I thought the yellow one was Scorpemon.