Milk, Turkey, and Neurosis: or, How Mother (Almost) Ruined My Life

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Milk, Turkey, and Neurosis: or, How Mother (Almost) Ruined My Life

Poor pseudo-turkey.

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gp
gp
10 years ago

“Oh dear, it seems I’ve ruined Thanksgiving dinner again this year.”
“Ugh! Mom, you ruined my life! Thanks a lot! I just can’t take anymore of this.”
“Don’t worry, honey. Here, have a glass of milk. It will calm you down.”

Tia
Tia
10 years ago

It would seem the artist has never seen a Thanksgiving turkey in any state but cooked and on a the carver platter.

Kris
10 years ago

And doesn’t know how to punctuate a book title. Does NOT bode well for the interior text… O_o

Axolotl
Axolotl
10 years ago
Reply to  Kris

What’s wrong with the punctuation? Asides from its being in a revolting font?

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
10 years ago
Reply to  Axolotl

Maybe it’s the comma before and in a list of three or more things.

Or the
Title
or, subtitle
thing.

On comma before and in a list, Strunk and White say:
“In a series of three or more terms with a single conjunction, use a comma after each term
except the last.

“Thus write,
red, white, and blue
honest, energetic, but headstrong
He opened the letter, read it, and made a note of its contents.”

The gods have spoken. Mortals must obey. Except the “Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.”

Axolotl
Axolotl
10 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

There are two main different styles: the Oxford Style Guide http://www.ox.ac.uk/public_affairs/services_and_resources/style_guide/ and equivalents in USA, which are intended as most appropriate for applications such as technical writing, where clarity, precision, and unambiguity are the most important factors; and then there is ‘Cambridge Style’ or ‘Associated Press’ https://www.apstylebook.com/ which is more appropriate for applications like journalism where fitting as much as possible into the smallest space is a higher priority. Either is correct, if used consistently.

The pitfalls of Strunk & White http://chronicle.com/article/50-Years-of-Stupid-Grammar/25497

LydiaFCG
LydiaFCG
10 years ago

Oh that’s scary bad. Nothing good to say about this.

Karl
10 years ago

Meh. I’d call this one not-too-bad. Get a real cartoon artist to do the same drawing and I think it would be just fine and appropriate to its genre.

Kris
10 years ago
Reply to  Karl

Mom’s got no legs.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago

La, la, la, la, la… I can’t hear you. So STFU, Mom.

Ebony McKenna
10 years ago

Counselling must be really expensive wherever she’s from.

Sue
Sue
10 years ago

The stripes really make this cover.

john e. . .
10 years ago

Mother “almost” ruined my life.

Grace Ann felt compelled to finish the job

Tuula
10 years ago

I think she is in denial. Her father is not only either a short person, or has legs amputated below the knee, but also a cross-dresser.
Maybe she is just mad for not inheriting her dad’s normal sized mouth. She would like to east some turkey, but alas! Can only drink things through a straw.
I think I wrote a better plot for the book that it probably has…

DED
DED
10 years ago
Reply to  Tuula

Yeah, “Mom” looks like she has a five o’clock shadow.