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SironaDanu
7 years ago

It’s a magic shadow bike! No lock ever needed. Fold it up and slip it inside your spandex.

P.S. No arctics were harmed in the making of this atrocity.

Hitch
7 years ago

I assumed it was the Artic Gale that was powering her along, above the ground there. 😉

After all, it’s gotta be magic–no shadows, right? Except on the atrocious font-trocity?

Lydia
Lydia
7 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

LOL. Font-trocity. Love it.

Hitch
7 years ago
Reply to  Lydia

It’s a word that’s become necessary to my existence, here on LBC.com. There’s no other word for it; fonts are now being told horror stories by their Mummies–“if you’re bad, you’ll end up on LBC, and you’ll freeze that way!” It’s the Boogeyman of Font Children everywhere. 🙂

seaturtles
seaturtles
7 years ago

that’s a very lovely and warm looking arctic day

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago
Reply to  seaturtles

Arctic Warming Warning! The H20 vapor and CO2 exhaled by panting bicyclers has melted the Arctic!

Ericb
Ericb
7 years ago

Well, I guess if you’re from Miami or Acapulco or somewhere similar the Seattle suburbs might seem like the Arctic.