The Dress-Up Detectives: Go To Pony Paradise!

The Dress-Up Detectives: Go To Pony Paradise!

That would be a nice change from this PONY HELL here.

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Bruce
Bruce
7 years ago

This just gives me an awful feeling that Amazon got fooled into thinking it’s really a children’s book.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

Relax, from the Look Inside! to the reviews, it appears to be a real children’s book.

SironaDanu
7 years ago

Is that a f^cking horse perched on a tree branch? Somewhere My Little Ponies are leaping from high cliffs. I’ll give–is that Bonnie in pink there on the purple plaid?–a quarter point for correct use of the hyphen. But dock her half a point for not centering the 3 in the star.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago
Reply to  SironaDanu

I cannot recall seeing a horse sitting hind legs folded front legs straight in a tree on any of my families’ farms or even sitting on the ground like that. I don’t think horses do that naturally. I did a web search and found a horse sitting like that on the ground with a trainer near by.

To my eyes, that is Bonnie W???a?? in a reddish purple on lavender plaid. Barely visible full size, disappears thumbnail ad size. Good luck to readers browsing the various Amazon ad arrays who might recognize the author’s name.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
7 years ago

Something about the looks on their faces, coupled with “Go to Pony Paradise!” just SCREAMS all shades of wrong.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago
Reply to  L-Plate Pen

Cover needs a * false flagging tag.

Gary
Gary
7 years ago

This is the kind of thing I picture every time my 11-year-old begs to draw the cover for my middle grade series.