Believe it or not, I’m made of CG
I never thought I could be so creeeeepy!
Holdin’ a ball in front of my crotch!
Who could it beeeeeee
Believe it or not, I’m CG!
This is the third cover this week demonstrating why some people shouldn’t be allowed to download Daz or Poser.
LydiaFCG
10 years ago
Um. The guy in the background appears to be wearing a bra, and the woman next to him has a package. Not that there’s anything wrong with either of those things, but is that why the woman in the foreground looks afraid of them?
I refuse to believe that the person holding the basketball belongs to either sex. And more power to him/her! Down with the stultifying rigidity of your simple-minded petty bourgeois capitalist running-dog lackey gender identifications! Down with the binary! Up with the poly!
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cover120.jpg)
“Amber Swan Publishing Presents” should not be more legible than the title – which apparently is “swirl-swirly-swirldy-doo”
Looked it up – ALL of Amber Swann’s covers use fake people. Sad, really.
Well, they do work cheap. No modeling fees to pay to real people.
Believe it or not, I’m made of CG
I never thought I could be so creeeeepy!
Holdin’ a ball in front of my crotch!
Who could it beeeeeee
Believe it or not, I’m CG!
Brilliant!!!
You, sir, have won the internet today.
Stop, stop, ya all make me blush. 🙂
There’s a reference to a show I used to love. *sigh*
I think the quote underneath should read: “Seriously? We’re not real?” (also, closing the “quote” is always effective)
If the “publisher” can’t get it right on the cover, I shudder to think what the “editing” is like.
This is the third cover this week demonstrating why some people shouldn’t be allowed to download Daz or Poser.
Um. The guy in the background appears to be wearing a bra, and the woman next to him has a package. Not that there’s anything wrong with either of those things, but is that why the woman in the foreground looks afraid of them?
Oh I see! They’re both guys back there! Oops.
I refuse to believe that the person holding the basketball belongs to either sex. And more power to him/her! Down with the stultifying rigidity of your simple-minded petty bourgeois capitalist running-dog lackey gender identifications! Down with the binary! Up with the poly!
Hear hear!
I did say there was nothing wrong with it. Cuz there isn’t.
“Down with the binary! Up with the poly!”
Now I understand why all of the CGs on this cover look so startled . . . It’s a math book!
BWAhahahaha!
I hate CG on book covers: they give me nightmares. I’m pretty sure Nathan is doing it on purpose, though. He’s twisted that way. 😉