Keeping Secrets August 6, 2014NathanCovers11 Comments Keeping Secrets Photobombing log cabin’s ghost! bad font choice cut and paste four of five dentists agree kern your cursive layers upon layers pixelation Previous postDestiny Revealed Next postIn Bed with Jane Austen
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There should be a law regulating who gets the right to own Photoshop.
#288,242… Not so much #3.
Maybe she left out a word like “My.” As in “My #3 bestseller.”
But a lie by omission is still a lie.
The paperback is #1 something, something.
And the cut-out paper doll floating above the grass? REALLY??? If you DID sell so many books, HIRE A FRICKIN’ COVER DESIGNER!
She’s not floating – she’s on a magic carpet. You can barely see it because it is made of grey fog.
Spoiler alert – that’s the secret.
I think it’s her magic floaty jeans.
There were no pictures of young women sitting in fields, looking introspective, on the internet?
Nope. Not a one.
The story COULD be remarkable, maaaaaybe, but the cover sucks clown shoes.
There no doubt are, but then you’d have to pay to use ’em…
or you could just rip them off, with watermark and everything, so everyone would know you ripped off someone else’s work and rights to that work.
The cover sucks clown shoes? Now that’s visual I’m not about to forget. LOL