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Eden Inviolate: Phantom Squadron
Sometimes, when I look at these covers at full size, a little bit of me dies inside.
Eden Inviolate: Phantom Squadron
Sometimes, when I look at these covers at full size, a little bit of me dies inside.
Are those swords? Labeled “sharpe”? I suppose the red one in the, umm, water(?) is a sword too? This is an illegible mess at full size. Bet the thumbnail looks like a pool of bodily excretions.
ROTFL Sharpe! SHARPE! LOL (cough cough snort giggle, wipes tears) SHARPE!!! Bwahahahahahaha!
Oh my gosh. Somehow I missed that until you pointed it out.
You’re right! Both silver “swords” say it.
The red sword and hand is beveled into the environment. With an outer bevel. That’s not even the way that could make logical sense.
Beveled. Into. The environment.
gah!
I think the other sword needs to be labeled “Dulle.”
Bwhahahahaha!
Did this author bother to go to Amazon and check to see what this cover looks like? It’s a hot mess and almost impossible to decipher at a small size. Besides all the other problems. The text must have been chosen to be as illegible as possible.
But it’s pronounced “shar-PAY”
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