The tiny car’s windshield is fascinating. Are those pointy white things reflections, a butterfly driver, or very small members of the KKK sitting romantically close together?
Author could not find a real car of the right type to photograph, so used a toy car instead. And then forgot to edit out the hands and body.
Unless it’s a book about a toy car.
red
7 years ago
This here’s a sonnet ’bout a car that’s red
By a cheap sonneteer, stole the thing from Little Jed.
And then one day he was sippin’ on a brew,
Cogitated up a brainchild right outta the blue.
Next thing you know, old Jed’s an author fair,
The critics said, “boy, that talent just ain’t there!”
Said “Smash-em-words is the place you oughta be”
So he wrote him another book and he went to NookPress-yyyyy
The tiny car’s windshield is fascinating. Are those pointy white things reflections, a butterfly driver, or very small members of the KKK sitting romantically close together?
Author could not find a real car of the right type to photograph, so used a toy car instead. And then forgot to edit out the hands and body.
Unless it’s a book about a toy car.
This here’s a sonnet ’bout a car that’s red
By a cheap sonneteer, stole the thing from Little Jed.
And then one day he was sippin’ on a brew,
Cogitated up a brainchild right outta the blue.
A sonnet-sequence, that is.
With illustrations.
Next thing you know, old Jed’s an author fair,
The critics said, “boy, that talent just ain’t there!”
Said “Smash-em-words is the place you oughta be”
So he wrote him another book and he went to NookPress-yyyyy
Press, that is. Printin’ Presses. Bigger Cars.
FTW
Thank yew, thank yew verra much.
It’s really The Car if the horn goes dah-ditty-dah just before turning you into roadkill.