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L.
L.
10 years ago

A place where nobody dared to go/The love that we came to know/They call it Xanadu For Aliens

Take Cover
Take Cover
10 years ago

You definitely need an ‘aspect ratio’ tag for this one. Heck, different parts of the cover are even squished/stretched in different directions!

Lucie Le Blanc
Lucie Le Blanc
10 years ago
Reply to  Take Cover

I agree!

Ebony McKenna
10 years ago

I’m starting to suspect some books actually want to be here.

Bruce
Bruce
10 years ago
Reply to  Ebony McKenna

I think you’re on to something. Being featured here probably gives these books far more exposure than they’d normally ever get. Nathan should create a “featured on Lousy Book Covers” logo they can download and put their covers.

LydiaFCG
LydiaFCG
10 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

Oh, I like that.

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

Nathan, just make sure to make it really pretty, then change the aspect ratio of it by 50% or so.

john e. . .
10 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

Excellent idea. I want the first bumper-sticker!

Kris
Kris
10 years ago

I tried to look up “ForEvver” on Kindle and it would not accept that as a title. So I Googled it and, after insisting that I typed the 2 Vs on purpose, I found an Amazon link halfway down the page.

ForEvver has no reviews, and is ranked at 1.9 million+. So besides cover art, what else have we learned, boys and girls? If you are too cutesy/esoteric with your title, no one will be able to find it.

(BTW – This book has a single review and it’s 1 star.)

Sirona
10 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Cr pies. I thought the two Vs was a typo. Being on purpose actually makes it worse.

Sirona
10 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Cr pies? Damn autocorrect. That was supposed to be “cripes.”

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago

More like “Xanadon’t” IMHO.

john e. . .
10 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

ugggggggg. 🙂

john e. . .
10 years ago

Xanadu. It’s on the moon now?