I think you’re on to something. Being featured here probably gives these books far more exposure than they’d normally ever get. Nathan should create a “featured on Lousy Book Covers” logo they can download and put their covers.
I tried to look up “ForEvver” on Kindle and it would not accept that as a title. So I Googled it and, after insisting that I typed the 2 Vs on purpose, I found an Amazon link halfway down the page.
ForEvver has no reviews, and is ranked at 1.9 million+. So besides cover art, what else have we learned, boys and girls? If you are too cutesy/esoteric with your title, no one will be able to find it.
(BTW – This book has a single review and it’s 1 star.)
A place where nobody dared to go/The love that we came to know/They call it Xanadu For Aliens
You definitely need an ‘aspect ratio’ tag for this one. Heck, different parts of the cover are even squished/stretched in different directions!
I agree!
I’m starting to suspect some books actually want to be here.
I think you’re on to something. Being featured here probably gives these books far more exposure than they’d normally ever get. Nathan should create a “featured on Lousy Book Covers” logo they can download and put their covers.
Oh, I like that.
Nathan, just make sure to make it really pretty, then change the aspect ratio of it by 50% or so.
Excellent idea. I want the first bumper-sticker!
I tried to look up “ForEvver” on Kindle and it would not accept that as a title. So I Googled it and, after insisting that I typed the 2 Vs on purpose, I found an Amazon link halfway down the page.
ForEvver has no reviews, and is ranked at 1.9 million+. So besides cover art, what else have we learned, boys and girls? If you are too cutesy/esoteric with your title, no one will be able to find it.
(BTW – This book has a single review and it’s 1 star.)
Cr pies. I thought the two Vs was a typo. Being on purpose actually makes it worse.
Cr pies? Damn autocorrect. That was supposed to be “cripes.”
More like “Xanadon’t” IMHO.
ugggggggg. 🙂
Xanadu. It’s on the moon now?