So what do you call a Toyota SUV that has never been in an accident? A wreckless Highlander!
(I know, the joke is out-of-place, but then so it this disjointed cover with its font overload, multiple lighting sources, giant rose, and tiny crown.)
De-lurking for only a moment because someone has to say it: MY HED IS PASTEDE ON YAY.
(Also, thank you, Nathan and commentariat. As an aspiring author, I learn something every day from this site, and I usually get a pretty solid chuckle, too.)
Grumpy Highlander is grumpy.
That tiny crown looks sooo cute on him though!
Wow!
Sean Penn sure is buff.
So what do you call a Toyota SUV that has never been in an accident? A wreckless Highlander!
(I know, the joke is out-of-place, but then so it this disjointed cover with its font overload, multiple lighting sources, giant rose, and tiny crown.)
So we could run a carfax on that Highlander and find out if he is truly wreckless?
BOOK 3? I thought there COULD BE ONLY ONE Highlander? Somebody needs their head cut off for this cover.
Reckless Highlander has pretty hair.
I was just checking if the shampoo was available somewhere.
Lather, rinse, and repeat. Always repeat.
De-lurking for only a moment because someone has to say it: MY HED IS PASTEDE ON YAY.
(Also, thank you, Nathan and commentariat. As an aspiring author, I learn something every day from this site, and I usually get a pretty solid chuckle, too.)
And said HED is a bit on the tiny side, too.
It is fascinating how the series title in the banner across the top can be acronymized as LBC (unless “ARDS” is supposed to be a separate word).
Oh wow, coincidence?? I think not!
Mr. Green tells me that this cover would be even more legendary if Sean Penn’s head was replaced with Locutus wearing a blonde wig.