The one in the skirt better not sit down. Ouch. So the dudes on the fence are aliens, I guess. Aliens planning to kidnap giant women or just ogle them while they gyrate, maybe. WTF is this book about, anyway? Black gold? Are those globe-headed dudes future Martian oil barons tapping vajayjays for crude? Ha-ha. Crude. Yeah, that’s about right.
Those are not part of the actual book, but the lesser seen second string of characters from Mystery Science Theater 3000! Alien, Carl, and FencePostie.
Just look at them, ready to strike. I can already feel a real zinger coming!
I was judging by the metal-looking railings. But looking at a bunch of pictures, the forest ranger towers all seem to have flights of stairs going up the middle. This one has ladders on the outside. So . . . my bad.
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Prospects of that lapdance could induce nightmares of epic proportions. And just think of all the damage a tossed thong would do…
Larry Donner: Forty yards of naugahyde, a girl, and a dream. What can I say? It’s . . .
Phil: Well, I wrote it just like I lived it. Which is what you’ve been teaching us: To write what we know.
The one in the skirt better not sit down. Ouch. So the dudes on the fence are aliens, I guess. Aliens planning to kidnap giant women or just ogle them while they gyrate, maybe. WTF is this book about, anyway? Black gold? Are those globe-headed dudes future Martian oil barons tapping vajayjays for crude? Ha-ha. Crude. Yeah, that’s about right.
Those are not part of the actual book, but the lesser seen second string of characters from Mystery Science Theater 3000! Alien, Carl, and FencePostie.
Just look at them, ready to strike. I can already feel a real zinger coming!
Bring it on, boys!
I don’t think those wildcats are going to get much oil out of that forest ranger observation tower.
Ooh, good catch!
Ranger tower or oil derrick. Pish-posh. Who worries about those little details? Oh, wait, real, credible authors and designers, that’s who. D’oh!
(Although, googling pics of derricks does yield some that look a lot like the one on this cover, so…mmmm, could be.)
I was judging by the metal-looking railings. But looking at a bunch of pictures, the forest ranger towers all seem to have flights of stairs going up the middle. This one has ladders on the outside. So . . . my bad.
Ha! Living in the Great White North, I would never have caught that one!
>>Finish this sentence: “I like my oil wells like I like my women…”<< I could, but it would be too crude. 😉
Greasy?
Five size categories bigger than myself.
Erect? Oh, wait…
I’m pretty sure women’s bodies are not meant to look like that. Those crotches are just wrong… and the thighs are supposed to be bigger than the feet…