How Nicholas Became Santa Clause

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How Nicholas Became Santa Clause

His name is “Claus.” No “e.” (h/t Sneaky Burrito)

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Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago

Why is there a giant flaming Eye of Sauron on this Christmas book?

Bruce
Bruce
10 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

I looked at it for a while trying to figure out what it was. At first I thought it was an eclipse. I suppose it could be a flaming eye. What does either have to do with Santa?

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

More than you can possibly imagine.

john e. . .
10 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

Eye of Sauron was my first thought as well. And, since Santa is really just a subordinate enforcer to the all-powerful corporate hegemony calling itself “christmas” I think it makes a certain sense.

Sirona
10 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

Looks like a weird lizard eye. Maybe Santa’s a scaly space alien. Might explain that beard.

L.
L.
10 years ago

The title looks more like, “How Nicholas Became Santa Clause & Darrell R Troupe, Sr.”

Lucie Le Blanc
Lucie Le Blanc
10 years ago
Reply to  L.

Took me a while to unravel this one. Especially since we can barely read it. 😉

Kris
Kris
10 years ago

“Red Font” needs its own tag.

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago
Reply to  Kris

I am calling that phenomenon Blred font from now on.

LydiaFCG
LydiaFCG
10 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Yes please. Red font is an abomination.

Kris
Kris
10 years ago
Reply to  LydiaFCG

Waffles, we had this discussion. 😉 I say it should be Reck because 1) you can pronounce it, and 2) it sound like what it is. 😀

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Reck certainly sounds more like the sound I make when I see it!

Nick
10 years ago

Is…is that a pizza!?

LydiaFCG
LydiaFCG
10 years ago

I think it’s supposed to be a sun. Dipped in chocolate?

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago

May be some copyright issues with the Santa Clause movies producers. Not that the author here even thought about such legal stuff. Just sayin’.