The Rembrandt Rendezvous June 16, 2014NathanCovers5 Comments The Rembrandt Rendezvous This is one of those instances in which an Amazon placeholder cover would be preferable. BOO-ring font boredom text and more text Previous postTruth Be Known Next postHey, all you haters!
Somebody needs to tell this guy the text goes INSIDE the novel and the picture goes on the cover.
I think the cover IS the novella. No inside. Just cover. Done!
Went a bit gradient crazy, did we? 😉
QUIZ: How many trite, insipid cliches can you put into a way-too-long front-cover blurb (that is the sole element in the cover) ?
Why is the middle blank? Is there supposed to be something in there?