First, is that the pyramid thing from the Louvre? Near the shore like that, there wouldn’t be very much of those pyramids under water.
Second, I don’t understand the lighting — the sun is in one place but the reflections of light off various objects don’t match up with the angle of the sun.
Third: “Danglers”?
Fourth, why is the shoreline a map?
Also, I don’t understand the author’s name (which Amazon lists as “Studio Dongo”). And this has a bunch of obviously fake reviews on Amazon.
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First, is that the pyramid thing from the Louvre? Near the shore like that, there wouldn’t be very much of those pyramids under water.
Second, I don’t understand the lighting — the sun is in one place but the reflections of light off various objects don’t match up with the angle of the sun.
Third: “Danglers”?
Fourth, why is the shoreline a map?
Also, I don’t understand the author’s name (which Amazon lists as “Studio Dongo”). And this has a bunch of obviously fake reviews on Amazon.
The two phallic jokes are intentional…right?
That would be my guess. It looks like a spoof, of what I don’t know.
Well, now, isn’t this just wretched? Is that a butterfly behind the name or is he just doubly happy to see me?
This cover should appear in a what-not-to-do on your book cover tutorial.
Oy.
P.S. Studio Dongo sounds like a porn-star name.
So does Danglers.
The skull looks like it’s rising out of some kids school lunch bag.
“Aw Mom, not skull again!”
Bwahahaha!
ha ha ha
To my damaged brain, “Danglers” sounds more like a hygiene problem than a . . . pornstar name.