Stories To Tell Your Dog: Brief Excursions Into The Canine World
Flashbacks to John Carpenter’s The Thing, anyone? (h/t Laurie)
Stories To Tell Your Dog: Brief Excursions Into The Canine World
Flashbacks to John Carpenter’s The Thing, anyone? (h/t Laurie)
When your right ear doubles as a leg – and your front legs bend backwards – you know you’re a dog with problems.
Dog to human: screw the story. Gimme a treat, asshole.
When I try to read to my cat, he takes the same attitude.
Or he prefers a game of hide and seek.
Hell, my cat simply climbs onto my lap or desk, and lies down atop whatever I’m trying to view, read, type, etc. He’s a large Maine Coon, so…his body is PLENTY large enough to block anything he wishes to block.
“Studying Graphic Design at Hastings College of Art at 16, he ran off and joined the Army in search of adventure.”
Maybe he shouldn’t have quit art school.
Ran away… or was told to leave??
That’s not a dog, it’s an alien and it’s thinking about eating that woman.