Yup, there it is.
Apparently their definition of “classic” is different from mine.
The first psychedelic Regency romance about a maid with no nose!
MAKE. IT. STOP.
A numinous shack, obviously.
Note: No Jesus. (And what’s up around the letters on the bottom half?)
This author apparently thinks that you should want to read the book despite the cover.
Obscuring the photograph with filters doesn’t create mystery, it just makes it that much harder to be interested.
Once again: People who have never seen an actual book cover should probably refrain from designing them.