Learned: Sexy devils are heavier than angels.
What to do when a giant flaming SWAT woman bursts from your roof? I’m sold!
Of course she’s possessed! Look at her — she’s SIDEWAYS!!1!
Sometimes trying too hard is worse than not trying at all.
Well, I’ve certainly got chills.
“When Yearbooks Attack — next on Fox!”
Whoa. Junior-high much, dude?
The description: “Nothing ruins a romance like a political campaign, a pending trial, and a dangerous family secret.” And nothing ruins a book launch like a cover that gives no clue as to its genre or content.
Sorry, there isn’t a PhotoShop filter called “make my drawing look better.”
This is one of those “scroll down for oh my GAW…” covers.