Nice try. However.
Feminists don’t need to worry about intellectual property rights, because that’s just The Man.
Yes, that’s exactly the kind of face I want to see as they put me under…
Wha… whuh… hunh?
If only there were, in some stock photo directory, a picture of four people all together…
Not “Taken By the Chance” — these are Christian romances.
“Hi. We’re stock models, and we approve this message.”
Sorry, indie Bigfoot writers. You have now met your match. (Also: “First Time in Paperback” — on an ebook?)