I bet the reflectionless dogs did it.
Maybe I’m just too mainstream. (h/t Esther)
Please tell me that “neither” is an option.
Offered without comment. Mostly.
It’s a nice photo, but ornate and filtered text in three clashing script fonts over a busy background does not make a good cover.
Again, just because an ebook promo site proclaims that they select their books by their covers doesn’t mean that there’s great quality control.
Can’t use that joke… or that one… or that one…
Maybe the text is just camouflaged. Yeah. That’s it.
All of the jokes are just too obvious.