In his place, we present — cows!
This cover just screams, “Push me lower in the to-read stack.”
No, actually, I do like red. In moderation.
And after the cover artist went to all the trouble of leaving space for the title at the top…
Photobombing draconis interruptus!
Maybe. But I doubt it.
One word: Conditioner. All that salty spray, you know… (h/t Kris)
There are good ways to use public domain art on your cover. This isn’t one of them.
And what’s with the random italics?