What? Is that subtitle even in English?
No, I’m thrilled. Really.
The most boring space pirates imaginable, apparently.
Um, looks more like school for creepy old men in raincoats to me.
I can’t tell if that’s a whale’s tale or a crab’s claw.
Not concealed enough, unfortunately.
Even on this site full of bad layouts, this is a very bad layout.
And then I ask myself, “Do I want to know what I’m looking at?”
Yeah, that should bring in all the paranormal romance readers…