Or, as the cover reads, “The Reckoning… <whisper>The Reckoning</whisper>.”
I’ll just be over here crying.
Improving public respect for fanfic one book at a time.
Please, please let there be some sense of punctuation in this book…
This isn’t a book cover, this is a punishment.
No, I will not throw you the whip.
Why do I imagine that this fiddle sounds like 8-bit?
“Hello, I’m Captain Aboriginal Trollface, and I’ll be your pilot today.”
…Nope, I’m not on the disallowed list. Dammit. (And do not look at the rest of this author’s output. It will scar you.)
There are many ways to fade one image into another successfully. This is not one. (h/t L.)