In which a ballerina named Lucy must rescue her highland warrior brother, Edmund, from his holographic girlfriend, Xena, who came with changeable hair color options and has trapped him in an RPG labyrinth of molten s’mores by getting him addicted to virtual turkish delight.
If you really wanna roll your eyes, check out the author’s amazon page and her bio blurb.
EricL
8 years ago
Beth Wright is so Wrong to torture us with these covers.
Silenia
8 years ago
Y’know, being able to actually read the title always is important, but if the majority of it exists of words/names just randomly thought up, it becomes even more important, what with the guessing game not working all that well with those…
PosRe: -scratches head- Difficult. Hm, at least it has more height than width…Oh, and it doesn’t use Comic Sans.
Tuula
8 years ago
Zoctornyia must be Russian for stretching pictures, as far as this series covers show.
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In which a ballerina named Lucy must rescue her highland warrior brother, Edmund, from his holographic girlfriend, Xena, who came with changeable hair color options and has trapped him in an RPG labyrinth of molten s’mores by getting him addicted to virtual turkish delight.
A far better explanation than I could ever come up with. After looking at this cover, my stare is as blank as pseudo-human Xena’s. What a mess.
What is Muscle Man trying to do with his sword? Shave the back of his head?
@ EricL
Nah. He’s trying to self-decapitate.
If you really wanna roll your eyes, check out the author’s amazon page and her bio blurb.
Beth Wright is so Wrong to torture us with these covers.
Y’know, being able to actually read the title always is important, but if the majority of it exists of words/names just randomly thought up, it becomes even more important, what with the guessing game not working all that well with those…
PosRe: -scratches head- Difficult. Hm, at least it has more height than width…Oh, and it doesn’t use Comic Sans.
Zoctornyia must be Russian for stretching pictures, as far as this series covers show.