The Dire Wolf Who Stole My Heart

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The Dire Wolf Who Stole My Heart

Aw, look — he peed you a heart! (Better get those kidneys checked, Wolfie…)

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Sirona
10 years ago

“he peed you a heart” – Bless the goddess, Nathan, that’s what I thought too!

Umm, okay, here’s the patch of snow Wolfie’s planted on with the pee-heart, and then there’s a white wall-thing, and then out-of-focus snow-covered trees(?). However you turn it, that background is SO f’d up.

Kris
10 years ago
Reply to  Sirona

Ditto! And – he has a kidney condition….

Axolotl
Axolotl
10 years ago

Dire wolves went extinct at the end of the last ice age. This cover should have, too.

Jen
Jen
10 years ago

God bless Wolfie’s heart! A special piss valentine just for us. Oh Wolfie, you shouldn’t have! How did you dye it pink? Do you want us to make sno-cones out of it?

Sirona
10 years ago
Reply to  Jen

Ewwwwww!

john e. . .
10 years ago
Reply to  Sirona

I was already set to puke at the non-cute cuteness of it all, and then you had to say “sno-cones.”

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! is right!

invader
invader
10 years ago

How is this an anti valentines day book as that tiny sticker states?

Jen
Jen
10 years ago
Reply to  invader

Because most valentines don’t include dog piss?

Craig
Craig
10 years ago
Reply to  Jen

Also giving any body part and/or internal organ to a frigging dire wolf is a terrible idea.

LydiaFC
LydiaFC
10 years ago

St Alfonso’s Pancake Breakfast.

LydiaFC
LydiaFC
10 years ago
Reply to  LydiaFC

You know. Frank Zappa? Watch out where the huskies go?

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
9 years ago

“Where is it, Wolfie? Where is my heart? Did you hide it down the back of the sofa again? BAD Wolfie!”