Yeah, the “it stinks” jokes are too easy, but…
Hogan Harrison finds a mysterious black spear. It could be from the alien flightsuit that crashed near the Appalachian Trail three years ago or it could be the long-lost Spear of Destiny that pierced Jesus’ side.
Beg to differ.
With special guest Niagara Falls! (h/t Bruce)
This is what you get for eating pizza right before bed.