How exactly does seeing the author’s mugshot or having her unknown marital status highlighted supposed to instill confidence in potential readers?
I want to take some people’s computers away.
Grimace at me, O Chippendale in the Sky!
I don’t care if you are the Silver Surfer, you can’t just pee in our pool!
A novel about fighting human traffickers and rescuing factory slaves in Bangkok? I submit that this is the wrong cover.
[Edit: Somehow managed to post this earlier without either a link to the sales page or my comments. I apologize for the confusion.]
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Wow. A zombie cosplay photo taken in a convention’s dealers room? Is this a new low?
Either have a cliff or don’t have a cliff, but don’t “sorta kinda” have a cliff.
What the what now? What?