Sometimes, when I look at these covers at full size, a little bit of me dies inside.
I believe the imposter in question is the one who said, “Trust me, I’m a professional designer!”
What the what what?
From the description, I’m supposed to take this seriously. But… I just can’t.
Try as I might, I can’t find something to like here.
I… am speechless.
Protip: A well-rendered Poser cover still looks like Poser.
Really? You couldn’t just use a picture of a dolphin jumping out of the actual water? Really?