The Pillow Fight Professional

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The Pillow Fight Professional

The creepy vibe I’m getting here probably says more about me than the artwork, but…

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Sneaky Burrito
8 years ago

I am getting a creepy vibe too, and I am a 37-year-old woman with a not-particularly-dirty mind. (An older adolescent or adult male coaching little girls in pillow fighting is just creepy. Especially with that look on his face.)

Bruce
Bruce
8 years ago

I had to overcome a strong urge to call the police when I first saw this cover. Yikes!

AJ
AJ
8 years ago

Which way is that guy’s body even supposed to be facing?

Grackle
Grackle
8 years ago
Reply to  AJ

That’s the thing that stands out to me. I thought his head was on backwards at first.

Waffles
Waffles
8 years ago
Reply to  AJ

There are other books in this series using the same pose. I can tell you, after seeing this without a pillow that… I still don’t know how his body works.

Hitch
8 years ago

OK, youse guys. Now, I recently got in trouble over the fact that I thought that something had a creepy vibe; but this one? You’re crazy. Do I think that typically, Mom handles pillow fights and sleep-overs? Sure, but what does a widower do? He has sleepovers for his wee lass.

HOWEVER, damn! Yes, that dude’s head is absolutely on backwards. It’s a shame, because otherwise, I don’t really hate this cover. I like it, mostly. Nor do I think it has a big creep factor. BUT, publisher, you need to get that deformity FIXED. I have no idea what happened (some sort of Wiley Coyote accident, no doubt),but he needs to get his head screwed on straight, in the right direction. Ha!

Also like that font, albeit, maybe not for the title. I forget what it’s called, but I’ve used it for middle-school fiction chapter heads for our clients. Works nicely.

RK
RK
8 years ago

I am getting a kind of creep vibe, but not the “pervert” kind so much as the “Once they’re down for the night, I’m gonna smother ’em both with this pillow and sacrifice them to Satan!” kind.

john e. . .
8 years ago
Reply to  RK

Is that really a creep vibe?

RK
RK
8 years ago
Reply to  john e. . .

Well, it certainly makes my flesh crawl to think of that; it’s more of a “Linda Blair” than “Clare Quilty” kind of creep vibe.