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The Sell-Sword Cycle: The Sands of Mantius
“Okay, so this next slide is… Martha, is this after I swore at the little Italian brats?
The Sell-Sword Cycle: The Sands of Mantius
“Okay, so this next slide is… Martha, is this after I swore at the little Italian brats?
Blurry vacation photo. Check.
Illegible text. Check.
Self-important title. Check.
“Martha, I’m going to make an easy million on this self-pubbed masterpiece!”
Wow.
This is both thrilling and hard to read!
My eyes keep wandering back to that black thing in the foreground. Is that a sock?
It’s a…. severed foot!!! Those kids are all running away from the “Sell-Swordsman.”
See? There really is something going on in this cover after all.
I’m thinking it’s poop. Run awaaaaaaay!
Looks kinda like a boot to me.
Or maybe one of those black elastic braces folks wear over a knee or elbow.
That black thing is Ozzy! Just the damn owner of the Sands Casino. You know – Ozzy Mantius, of the Sands.
::now backing slowly out of the room::