Hahaha, I kinda like this one. It’s so silly. The pose of those soldiers… I guess they have to bend down and point those guns downwards, otherwise they’d shoot each other. I wonder what would happen if she grabs the muzzles? And the text… Even the author’s name is silly, but I guess that one’s not his fault.
Bruce
9 years ago
…and also, uh, never mind. Those guns are just too heavy for her toothpick arms to lift. She surrenders.
Kris
9 years ago
Shove ’em.
gp
9 years ago
I don’t mind this one. It doesn’t attract me, it’s not quite right, but it wouldn’t deter me. Though we could at least remove the By, and if that’s a pen name, perhaps reconsider…
Ben
9 years ago
Putting your blurb on your front cover is such a bad idea. All it does is present TEXT TEXT TEXT…
L-Plate Pen
9 years ago
Lara’s really slumming it now her Tomb Raider days are behind her…
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Hahaha, I kinda like this one. It’s so silly. The pose of those soldiers… I guess they have to bend down and point those guns downwards, otherwise they’d shoot each other. I wonder what would happen if she grabs the muzzles? And the text… Even the author’s name is silly, but I guess that one’s not his fault.
…and also, uh, never mind. Those guns are just too heavy for her toothpick arms to lift. She surrenders.
Shove ’em.
I don’t mind this one. It doesn’t attract me, it’s not quite right, but it wouldn’t deter me. Though we could at least remove the By, and if that’s a pen name, perhaps reconsider…
Putting your blurb on your front cover is such a bad idea. All it does is present TEXT TEXT TEXT…
Lara’s really slumming it now her Tomb Raider days are behind her…