Sexy shouldn’t really be so hard… (h/t Vivian)
om-nom-nom de plume
Now I’ll really horrify you: What if the author wanted it to look that way??? (h/t Ian)
I think I shall call him “Stretch.” (h/t Sue)
Good idea not to use your full name; it makes it harder for the attorneys to come after you. (Also: It’s a teen lesbian story.)
And if your order now, we’ll throw in this unimpressed heifer!