Merlins’ Maidens in Disemination
And there’s a whole series of these.
Where the heck did the wolf find the snow on his nose?
Um… Sexy? (I can’t decide if there’s a comma missing from the tagline or not.)
Dude, it’s a short story — save some of the words for inside the cover, mmkay? (Five distinct fonts — this one might win a prize.)
How about a skinny one? (h/t Lucie)
It would probably be more convincing if the cover designer had ever actually seen a porn star before. Or any woman.
It’s a paranormal erotic Jane Ausen sequel. KILL ME NOW.
This isn’t a parody. Good lord, this isn’t a parody.
It’s like all the worst cliches of this site threw up together.
I believe I’m justified in saying AAAAGH!!!