This is just getting silly. (h/t john e…)
bringing sexy back
Make your own boobie joke.
Well, if I had a hammer,
I’d hammer in the morning…
Pro Tip: Those stock photo watermarks? They don’t make the pictures look better.
It looks like portals aren’t all they’re jumping, if you know what I mean.
Photobombing shark eating a photobombing seahorse! (h/t Charming Euphemism)
No, dat ass.
That’s someone’s conception of the perfect man. (shudder)
Apparently their definition of “classic” is different from mine.
And by “legal thriller,” we mean “restraining order.”