Pro Tip: Those stock photo watermarks? They don’t make the pictures look better.
bringing sexy back
It looks like portals aren’t all they’re jumping, if you know what I mean.
Photobombing shark eating a photobombing seahorse! (h/t Charming Euphemism)
No, dat ass.
That’s someone’s conception of the perfect man. (shudder)
Apparently their definition of “classic” is different from mine.
And by “legal thriller,” we mean “restraining order.”
So, so below…