So, so below…
bringing sexy back
Every so often, someone comes along, takes the tired cliche cover elements that show up here all the time, and makes something new and horrifying with them.
Where the heck did the wolf find the snow on his nose?
Um… Sexy? (I can’t decide if there’s a comma missing from the tagline or not.)
Dude, it’s a short story — save some of the words for inside the cover, mmkay? (Five distinct fonts — this one might win a prize.)
How about a skinny one? (h/t Lucie)
It would probably be more convincing if the cover designer had ever actually seen a porn star before. Or any woman.
It’s a paranormal erotic Jane Ausen sequel. KILL ME NOW.
This isn’t a parody. Good lord, this isn’t a parody.