Gotta love those retouched eyes.
bringing sexy back
Dear cover designer: See what you did here? Don’t do that. (Am I gonna need a new “mispunctuation” tag?)
So why’s the fire engine on top of the fire station?
Beg to differ.
Oh, have we run out of photographs of couples kissing?
“Dammit, Jane, why do I always have to wear this Guy Smiley mask whenever we get frisky?”
Uncanny! I’m making that exact face!
Beware the boobs of justice!