Dude, it’s a short story — save some of the words for inside the cover, mmkay? (Five distinct fonts — this one might win a prize.)
bringing sexy back
How about a skinny one? (h/t Lucie)
It would probably be more convincing if the cover designer had ever actually seen a porn star before. Or any woman.
It’s a paranormal erotic Jane Ausen sequel. KILL ME NOW.
This isn’t a parody. Good lord, this isn’t a parody.
It’s like all the worst cliches of this site threw up together.
I believe I’m justified in saying AAAAGH!!!
Where’s the wolf?
Funny, it looks exactly the same as everything else..
First time I’ve ever seen a biohazard bikini.