The Warrior Mage

The Warrior Mage

How to make a cover:

  1. Steal some art.
  2. Put text across the nose.
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James F. Brown
James F. Brown
7 years ago

Tweaked Rod Stewart photo?

Dave Williams
7 years ago

Whiskey Flowers? WHISKEY FLOWERS??

Grackle
Grackle
7 years ago
Reply to  Dave Williams

I don’t get it either. Is it a joke about gin blossoms or something?

Jack M
Jack M
7 years ago
Reply to  Dave Williams

LOVE the name!

Hitch
7 years ago
Reply to  Jack M

“Whiskey Flowers take my mind….
Don’t let this cover torture me,
Whiskey Flowers don’t run dry,
There’s always a spot here for you and me…”

Gary
Gary
7 years ago

And STILL can’t produce a decent cover!

katz
7 years ago

3. Leave white space at the bottom

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago

No text on faces. ever!

(Is this the result of dropping art, title and author into a standard book cover template and uploading to digital publishing w/o looking at the result? Tell me people do not consciously do covers like this and think it looks good.)

War Goat
War Goat
7 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

Anyone telling you that would be telling you a lie.

Whiskey Flowers
Whiskey Flowers
7 years ago

Wow you guys are harsh. Yes I took a free art image but I am only one guy. If any of you know a place that does cover art I will look into it.

Whiskey Flowers
Whiskey Flowers
6 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

I can see your point but I am not going to spend 400 bucks for a cover on a 99 cent book. I think you all secretly like my covers but are pretending to be outraged like the liberal snowflakes you are.

Whiskey Flowers
Whiskey Flowers
6 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

The fact you are e en falking about me means you love my book snowflake. And screw those other guys with their fancy damn cover. BTW I have a new book out

Grackle
Grackle
6 years ago

“Snowflake” is an immediate signal you’re talking to someone with a certain type of insecurity. It’s like “cuck” that way–really only means anything significant to the person saying it.

Anyway, your covers are here because they are boring and they suck.