Good point. Strangulation is not known for being all that bloody.
Jen
10 years ago
The grass looks like thin shards of glass. Perhaps the book should have been called The Valentine Slicer. It could even have a heart shaped box of assorted chocolates all sliced in half spilling out caramelyl nougat goodness. Wait a minute. What am I saying? It would still look stupid.
Dude, next time you’re going to snap a pic of a plastic rose in the grass, get a little closer to it so you don’t have to blow it up into pixelation oblivion, and then try to hide it with filters. Oh, what am I saying. Next time just don’t take the pic. Spend $5 to get a stock photo.
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Out of focus rose and grass does not make me want to buy this book. Is the dots along the title supposed to be spots of blood?
I don’t see what this cover has to do with either valentines or strangling.
Good point. Strangulation is not known for being all that bloody.
The grass looks like thin shards of glass. Perhaps the book should have been called The Valentine Slicer. It could even have a heart shaped box of assorted chocolates all sliced in half spilling out caramelyl nougat goodness. Wait a minute. What am I saying? It would still look stupid.
The Valentine Guillotine?
Dude, next time you’re going to snap a pic of a plastic rose in the grass, get a little closer to it so you don’t have to blow it up into pixelation oblivion, and then try to hide it with filters. Oh, what am I saying. Next time just don’t take the pic. Spend $5 to get a stock photo.
Is ‘Ab King’ his name or has he really got the best six-pack EVER?