So What Do I Do?: A Crime Thriller from the High School

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So What Do I Do?: A Crime Thriller from the High School

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Gary
Gary
7 years ago

Even the monkey looks baffled. Even the tag line sheds no light on it. Monkey crime?

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago

So monkey does as monkey sees. Combine a standardized book cover template with a random stock image selector, plug in title, tagline and byline. How many times have we seen that?

Matt Nelson
7 years ago

I mean, sure, we all would’ve loved Veronica Mars even more if there’d been hilarious monkey antics, but I still don’t think he needs to be on the cover.

red
red
7 years ago

Wow, this is the same cover layout as that book that has been called “the #1 best selling business book of all time,” just with different fonts and a different picture.

Karl
Karl
7 years ago

“The High School”? I always thought there was more than one.

Hitch
7 years ago

@Karl: I wondered if it was actual nomenclature. As in, a school called “The High School.” Rather than a generic descriptor for a school housing 9th/10th through 12th Grade students?

It’s bizarre.

Update: nope. I read the book’s description on Amazon–which, by the way, is what we used to call a synopsis, not a teaser–and bygod, it’s a high school. There are also monkeys involved. I suppose it’s truth in advertising.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
7 years ago

Monkey looks like he wants to take a dump. Surely he doesn’t need advice on THAT?