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Azalea Plantation


Azalea Plantation

Would have let this one go by except for that godawful title treatment.


  1. Lawdy lawdy. If she pouted any more, she’d be a Public Interest warning against bad filler injections. A la Goldie Hawn in the First Wives’ Club.

    “Oh, gosh, Belle, honey. What happened? You eat a lemon?” “No, Savannah, I just smelt the effect that this picshure is gonna have on my career.”

  2. Massa speSIFFickly tode me go make a jacarannay color font an slap it on by de ol’ jacaranna tree. Ah did rite, Missus?

  3. Who reads this genre? AFAIK there’s nothing corresponding in SA. Any Apartheid-fiction written post ’94 isn’t selling.

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