Oh, this is just wrong. Disgusting weird wrong. Humans & Dino’s? No. Ancient humans, bleach blond in bikinis? No. The golden showers? No comment. This cover art? PUKE!
I also think the whole idea is creepy (to put it mildly). And I think there may be a (significant) lack of knowledge about anatomy on the part of the author, as well.
I read about the Dino erotica after I did that post. Seems to me the erotica genre is really reaching or the readers are getting extra weird . Or all the above. I guess in erotica, science and physical incompatibility are just myths. LOL 😉
Just guessing here, going out on a limb, so to say – but I think the whole “physical incompatibility” thing is a part of the “extra weird” that folks are going for here.
LydiaFC
10 years ago
Damn. So weird and un-sexy. Golden shower dinosaur sex? And a stupid bad cover to boot.
What? No one mentioned the author? Of course this book has some problems, but I’m sure it’s more a result of the translation from “bear-speak” to English, than lack of knowledge about human anatomy.
And, I’m sure his full name is ZondarTheWonderBear!
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Oh, this is just wrong. Disgusting weird wrong. Humans & Dino’s? No. Ancient humans, bleach blond in bikinis? No. The golden showers? No comment. This cover art? PUKE!
Even erotica fans would run the other way. Bleh!
“Dinosaur erotica” has been a thing for awhile:
http://jezebel.com/dinosaur-erotica-exists-and-its-just-as-amazing-as-you-1438081697
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/10-real-book-covers-from-dinosaur-on-human-sex-novels/
I also think the whole idea is creepy (to put it mildly). And I think there may be a (significant) lack of knowledge about anatomy on the part of the author, as well.
I read about the Dino erotica after I did that post. Seems to me the erotica genre is really reaching or the readers are getting extra weird . Or all the above. I guess in erotica, science and physical incompatibility are just myths. LOL 😉
Just guessing here, going out on a limb, so to say – but I think the whole “physical incompatibility” thing is a part of the “extra weird” that folks are going for here.
Damn. So weird and un-sexy. Golden shower dinosaur sex? And a stupid bad cover to boot.
And even worse than the cover? Try 24 pages for $2.99. Now that’s awful 😉
I wonder if the pages of this e-book are tinted yellow!
Like those sandwiches in the picnic basket in Vacation.
Hold the Griswolds, pass the dinosaurs and sexy urine maidens.
Is that why she’s a blond?
I guess there’s ammonia in a ‘golden shower’… prehistoric hair lightener, perhaps? 😉
The modern version of this would be the story of someone who hangs around statues waiting with bated breath for a shower of pigeon droppings.
What? No one mentioned the author? Of course this book has some problems, but I’m sure it’s more a result of the translation from “bear-speak” to English, than lack of knowledge about human anatomy.
And, I’m sure his full name is ZondarTheWonderBear!