The church mice of my childhood tales were all pocket size and cute; that mouse relative to the flowers is in the size class of a Food of the Gods or Night of the Lepus sci-fi/horror rodent.
Possible story line: Deaconess Debra thought she was so hilarious ever since she sewed her own mouse suit, but the congregation called an end to her shenanigans when she dug a hole in the church’s flower bed so that she could pop out and scare all the children on their way to Sunday School.
Ericb
7 years ago
Christian Furry Erotica? In a world where a genre like Christian Death Metal actually exists many unexpected things are possible.
I have heard that practitioners of “Christian Death Metal” prefer the term “Life Metal.”
Really.
No, really.
Also, this cover doesn’t remind me so much of a bear pretending to be a mouse, as much as it makes me think of Sylvester the Cat mistaking a kangaroo for a mouse and getting his ass kicked in the boxing ring by said “mouse.”
More like the church gopher.
. . . the human lips D:
Yeah. That mouse is freaky.
The church mice of my childhood tales were all pocket size and cute; that mouse relative to the flowers is in the size class of a Food of the Gods or Night of the Lepus sci-fi/horror rodent.
I forget the R.O.U.S. (Princess Bride).
Possible story line: Deaconess Debra thought she was so hilarious ever since she sewed her own mouse suit, but the congregation called an end to her shenanigans when she dug a hole in the church’s flower bed so that she could pop out and scare all the children on their way to Sunday School.
Christian Furry Erotica? In a world where a genre like Christian Death Metal actually exists many unexpected things are possible.
I have heard that practitioners of “Christian Death Metal” prefer the term “Life Metal.”
Really.
No, really.
Also, this cover doesn’t remind me so much of a bear pretending to be a mouse, as much as it makes me think of Sylvester the Cat mistaking a kangaroo for a mouse and getting his ass kicked in the boxing ring by said “mouse.”
A small bear with lipstick.
A bear that self-identifies as a church house mouse.