Nah…I’m pretty sure that’s just a girl’s plaid skirt.
The huge dinner plate is, as you can see, multi-purpose. It’s the medieval equivalent of the CoffeeTron Dick Protector, and you can eat off of it at mealtimes. This special TV offer, now only $10! or 3 easy payments of $5.00 each. Call now, and you’ll receive TWO, Two, two for the price of 1!
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Title-stuffed Scotsman certainly has a Donald Trump skin-tone going. And the bear is doing a poor job of hiding his non-existent legs and sword.
Looks like he also wore a glove on his left hand to apply the fake tan as well.
Yes, sunny Scotland… Took me a while to figure out it was a bear. I couldn’t understand what a gorilla was doing in Scotland.
So, this is Mail Order subgenre meets Highlander subgenre meets, umm, shifter and/or bestiality meets Nathan’s recent rouge fascination?
Photobombing bear or is that guy a beartaur?
Yeah, spell that all out on the cover, ‘cuz, NOBODY would have looked at that kilt and thought “oh, hey, Scotland.”
So plaid boxers indicate its Scottish?
PS- I wouldn’t suggest doing any jogging with that huge metal dinner plate hanging in front of your…um… private parts. Or is that a strap-on urinal?
Nah…I’m pretty sure that’s just a girl’s plaid skirt.
The huge dinner plate is, as you can see, multi-purpose. It’s the medieval equivalent of the CoffeeTron Dick Protector, and you can eat off of it at mealtimes. This special TV offer, now only $10! or 3 easy payments of $5.00 each. Call now, and you’ll receive TWO, Two, two for the price of 1!
Agreed, male kilt has a flat front for the sporran (purse), should be pleated in back only.
Alas, the mistakes enabled by cut’n’paste in lousy book covers.
Is the guy committing a crime against nature?
Maybe she’s a werebear. Still, they oughta get a room.
OK, he’s the werebear and the cover is him, before and after.
So does this count as masturbating?
auto-were-philia?
But I still can’t tell from the title – is this a Romance novel or not??!