You men! You just don’t understand anything. It’s the latest thing, post-balayage: you paint the wheels of the skateboard with your desired color of streaks, and the kid skateboards all over your head. So, when you next visit your salon, don’t forget: don’t ask for balayage, that is TOTALLY so five minutes ago. Now it’s Boardalage. TOOOOTALLY, dudes.
L-Plate Pen
7 years ago
Oh yeah, I know that stunt move! It’s the one where you… try and skate up a giant woman’s hair..??
Grackle
7 years ago
Wicked kick-flip off that giant chick’s hair, dude.
Lydia
7 years ago
Just my particular issue, but there is no place in Seattle you can see that view. Not talking about the giant woman and the man-ornament in her hair. Which I thought was a monkey at first. (One place you do not want a monkey is in your hair. They are disgusting filthy creatures.)
What could be worse than head lice? Tiny skaters in your hair.
Just the thought of it makes my scalp itch, and those wheels will surely get tangled in her long tresses.
“Damn, Woman! Your hair is always in the way!”
Maybe it’s just because I’m gay, but I don’t understand why all the straight women these days like to carry six-inch-tall guys in their hair.
No, he’s a regular size skater. She’s the size of the Space Needle.
You men! You just don’t understand anything. It’s the latest thing, post-balayage: you paint the wheels of the skateboard with your desired color of streaks, and the kid skateboards all over your head. So, when you next visit your salon, don’t forget: don’t ask for balayage, that is TOTALLY so five minutes ago. Now it’s Boardalage. TOOOOTALLY, dudes.
Oh yeah, I know that stunt move! It’s the one where you… try and skate up a giant woman’s hair..??
Wicked kick-flip off that giant chick’s hair, dude.
Just my particular issue, but there is no place in Seattle you can see that view. Not talking about the giant woman and the man-ornament in her hair. Which I thought was a monkey at first. (One place you do not want a monkey is in your hair. They are disgusting filthy creatures.)