CIA PROJECT: AMAZON: Book One: Bellona (THE ARUYAMAN SCROLLS 1)

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CIA PROJECT: AMAZON: Book One: Bellona (THE ARUYAMAN SCROLLS 1)

Step #1: Make, contract, or find good cover art.

Step #2: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Step #3: Done!

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EricL
EricL
9 years ago

The amazon fantasy warrior on the cover totally fits to the book blurb. It just screams CIA, terrorists, drug lords, and gangs… doesn’t it?

Step 1: Pick cover art that has no association with book contents
Step 2: Try to hide the inappropriate picture behind lots of text
Step 3: Give up and publish it anyway.

L.
L.
9 years ago

When She’Ra doesn’t keep her eyebrows regularly plucked, they grow into the shape of capital A’s.

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  L.

Eyebrow extensions are all the rage in Amazon culture, darling.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago

Contemporary tale of an praeternaturally strong female undercover agent ex-military. It starts with a “PROLONGUE” set in today’s Miami underworld. Not a “PROLOGUE” or prolog but “PROLONGUE”, Spanish for “prolonged” as in “drawn out”, as the intro for a short 46 page story. The cover art shouts swords and sorcery fantasy because it’s CIA Project: Amazon.

jic
jic
9 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

I’m not entirely sure, but I think it actually is a fantasy series. I think the main character is *literally* an Amazon working for a present-day intelligence agency. In other words, it’s the premise of *Wonder Woman*

Kris
Kris
9 years ago

“How to Title a Book” – An LBC Game!
Replace each word in CAPS with a word of that type.

ACRONYM: ADJECTIVE: Book One (because it is always “Book One”): MAKE UP A NAME (The MAKE UP ANOTHER MORE OBSCURE NAME NOUN 1)(Because “Book One” is never clear enough.)

WTF: Androgynous: Book One: Werthdyl (The Gwantral Oven 1)

YOUR TURN! 😀

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  Kris

LGBT: Incestuous: Book One: Undabo’ob (The Ishravar Ovaries 1)

This might be a good drinking game. Each time someone comes up with a title that’s not very funny, you take a drink, because you’re obviously not drunk enough.

red
red
9 years ago

> THE ARUYAMAN SCROLLS

YESIDAMAN AND IKEEPASCROLLIN

joiless
joiless
8 years ago

Y U NO USE STROKE TOOL