The thing that strikes me most forcibly about this one is how all those words show an absolute lack of any sense of balance. Can we get a ‘layout woes’ tag?
Yeah. What’s sad is that the artwork itself isn’t so awful. We’ve seen a lot worse. {sigh}.
catie
8 years ago
The artwork looks stolen. It’s good, yes, but low-res with a weird, pixelated background…
The text is just randomly vomited onto the cover. I just can’t get over how all over the place it is. Like the author was hurrying to publish and just FORGOT to arrange it and change the font.
Is there a tag for BEYOND font boredom? Cause font boredom is an understatement in this case. It’s as if the author has never even heard of fonts.
The thing that strikes me most forcibly about this one is how all those words show an absolute lack of any sense of balance. Can we get a ‘layout woes’ tag?
Yeah. What’s sad is that the artwork itself isn’t so awful. We’ve seen a lot worse. {sigh}.
The artwork looks stolen. It’s good, yes, but low-res with a weird, pixelated background…
The text is just randomly vomited onto the cover. I just can’t get over how all over the place it is. Like the author was hurrying to publish and just FORGOT to arrange it and change the font.
Is there a tag for BEYOND font boredom? Cause font boredom is an understatement in this case. It’s as if the author has never even heard of fonts.
Font Effluvia. (C’mon, Nathan, you KNOW you want to). Or…howzabout Fontulimia? When you see the font, you barf!
Nah, I gotta stick with Font Effluvia. Or…Fontfluvia. Yeah, that works. Nathan…on, Nathan, where are you, laddie?
Nah. But I am tempted to add a “Spell Checker” tag for the red line under “Smashwords.com”…
Damn. How do you even end up with the spellchecker line? Take a screencap of Word? I don’t even…