Werebear Bride

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Werebear Bride

Does that mean she’s the bride of a werebear, or that she’s um, rather hirsute?

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Kris
Kris
9 years ago

Bwahahahaaaa! A HAIRY BRIDE!!!

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago

“…she’s um, rather hirsute?”

ALL-BODY BIKINI WAX FIX! RIPPPP…

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

He had that already and can help her with the waxing!

Kathrite
Kathrite
9 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

In all seriousness, it would be a nice change-up for one of these paranormal romances to cast the woman as the supernatural entity…

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Kathrite

They ‘both’ could even be werecreatures. You don’t even need a normal human.

Points at least that it isn’t a werewolf.
Minus points because that that bear guy is waxed, who ever heard of an un-furry bear? It goes against everything that the universe stands for.

Kathrite
Kathrite
9 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

Yeah, if you’re gonna be a bear, you might as well commit to it.

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago

I just read the description. Here is a list of facts.

1. The shaved man is the werebear.
2. The bride is just a regular woman.
3. The woman is a bigger ‘curvy’. I hate to see what Felicity thinks a skinny woman looks like.
4. All the rough pounding takes place while not in animal or shifted form!

I never understood that. Why is there such a strict guide on werecreature sex that they are not allowed to write about a werebear giving it to his reluctant bride with his big meaty bear member? Isn’t that the entire point of werecreature fantasies?

(Yes, yes, I know. Bestiality concerns. But it isn’t an animal. It is a sentient guy who turns into a bear. At least use the hybrid form! Sissy scared writers.)

red
red
9 years ago

Hey lady (and bear), my eyes are up here!

red
red
9 years ago

You know you have a bad toupee when the tree growing out of it makes it less noticeable.

L.
L.
9 years ago

We should all respect her patriotism as she swears allegiance to the book title.