No. 1

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No. 1

I guess it’s true what they say about No. 1 not needing to try as hard.

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Kris
Kris
9 years ago

I see the answer to the question, “Were there 2?”

Craig
Craig
9 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Looks like number 2 to me.

EricL
EricL
9 years ago

I like the yellow frame- has that National Geographic feel to it.

As promised in the small print, the station comes alive! Look at that energy! You can almost feel the station breathing.

This promises to be a best-seller. As a matter of fact, I think its No. 1 on numerous sites!

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Reply to  EricL

How can it breath? The train station has had the life squeezed out of its aspect ratio.

red
red
9 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

It’s Chronic LBC Disorder. Maybe an elephant will sit on it while being filmed for a TV special.

EricL
EricL
9 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

You are just jealous that all the people in Regency England were super thin, so they could build their buildings to match their slimness. No matter… this book will still be No. 1!

The writer can now add the following tag line to all future books: “Author of No. 1 Book on Amazon!”

Why didn’t I think of that first?

Kris
Kris
9 years ago
Reply to  EricL

Zero reviews in 10 months. No ranking in paperback (= no sales) and 2,500,000 rank in Kindle.

His “best seller” strategy must be to build slowly. Maybe by selling a second copy.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago

I’ve managed to read the tiny blurb(?) at the bottom (my head hurts now) and I have no idea what I’ve just read. Can someone explain to me what it means? Real and imagined events? Huh?

L.
L.
9 years ago

“Experience the Stockton to Darlington Railway of 1825, brought to life as never before!”

My life is complete now.