Is that a beer holder in your front pocket or are you just pleased to see me? 😉
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
That outfit gives me the chills just looking at it (we’ve already had frosts here, and even for summer, we dress for coverage against ticks — lime disease bad).
“Scissorman is a nickname of several antagonist characters featured in horror fiction franchise Clock Tower…. Each Scissorman is a serial killer, who is constantly in hide-and-seek type pursuit of the player character….”
One should Google their proposed pseudonym before using it.
What are the odds the author … lives in his parents’ basement? … is still a virgin? … only has contact with women by paying for lapdances at a strip club?
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cover145.jpg)
That important modification in Chapter 3 requires the Bedazzler. (Not included)
I hope she doesn’t try and put her cell phone in one of the rear pants pockets!
And she’s gonna wind up with some real interesting sunburn patches if she stays out in the sun too long! 🙂
LOL!
I am certainly Happy that the cover picture with the Important Modification is not visible. (Unless the Modification is a Beer Holder.)
haw haw haw haw
Is that a beer holder in your front pocket or are you just pleased to see me? 😉
That outfit gives me the chills just looking at it (we’ve already had frosts here, and even for summer, we dress for coverage against ticks — lime disease bad).
And ScissorMan … wasn’t he in “(The) Killers They (That) Walk Among Us”? See https://lousybookcovers.com/?p=436744
Butt Out Jeans by Prince: they’re everything they’re cracked up to be.
What is it with these subtle book covers? I have no idea what this book could be about.
ScissorMan sounds like the moniker the police would give an unknown serial killer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scissorman
“Scissorman is a nickname of several antagonist characters featured in horror fiction franchise Clock Tower…. Each Scissorman is a serial killer, who is constantly in hide-and-seek type pursuit of the player character….”
One should Google their proposed pseudonym before using it.
What are the odds the author is single?
What are the odds the author … lives in his parents’ basement? … is still a virgin? … only has contact with women by paying for lapdances at a strip club?
A cynic would say pretty darned high odds.
…and doesn’t know that the zipper to hold the pants ON, extends all the way down to THERE…?
I mean, really, what are the odds that the “sexy modification” isn’t around the crotch? Sheesh.