Exactly why I’m gonna carry on eating chocolate and not being Photoshopped. I don’t want to end up accused of being ‘Gator Bait!’
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
I for one am glad it’s not alligator porn. I saw how they determine the sex of an alligator on Swamp People — you don’t know what you’ve got until you feel inside. Unless you’re bi you could pick up the wrong gator (kinda like some bars in Johnson City).
In fact I am tempted to critique this cover as a fan of Swamp People. Real gator bait is rotten and stinky chicken parts: gators are attracted by sense of smell. The girl is dressed wrong for the swamp. Also she is too scrawny to wrestle with a gator on the other end of a fishing line. When Troy yells “Choot’em Lizbeth” what’s she gonna use, her finger? They should scrap this cover and start over.
Gators just love to gobble skinny chicks. See?
Exactly why I’m gonna carry on eating chocolate and not being Photoshopped. I don’t want to end up accused of being ‘Gator Bait!’
I for one am glad it’s not alligator porn. I saw how they determine the sex of an alligator on Swamp People — you don’t know what you’ve got until you feel inside. Unless you’re bi you could pick up the wrong gator (kinda like some bars in Johnson City).
In fact I am tempted to critique this cover as a fan of Swamp People. Real gator bait is rotten and stinky chicken parts: gators are attracted by sense of smell. The girl is dressed wrong for the swamp. Also she is too scrawny to wrestle with a gator on the other end of a fishing line. When Troy yells “Choot’em Lizbeth” what’s she gonna use, her finger? They should scrap this cover and start over.
Ooooo, old school style LBC.
I gotta call it like I see it, and if this ain’t gator porn I accuse Mr. Peter de Sade of the old Bait and Switch!
Nowhere near an original concept…
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074080/
Don’t click on the link, you know what happens if you click on the link, don’t click on the… dammit!